Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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