I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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