There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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