Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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