have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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