i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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