I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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