if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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