ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You can't motorboat a personality
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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