who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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