Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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