She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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