Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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