why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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