I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
what day is it and did you see me today?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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