And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
