I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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