Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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