More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You smell like stripper and shame
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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