its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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