Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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