Sponge bath it is.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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