Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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