Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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