is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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