he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
birth control should be required to get into college
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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