pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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soooo we both peed the bed last night...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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