I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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