i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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