she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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