Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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