Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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