Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
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So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower