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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.

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(706): Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze. http://tfl.nu/gtjj

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(315): View more from New York

The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.

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(315): The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is. http://tfl.nu/aqok

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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.

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(209): Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work. http://tfl.nu/af2i

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(614): View more from Ohio

I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.

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(614): I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone. http://tfl.nu/g122

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(517): View more from Michigan

woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.

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(517): woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner. http://tfl.nu/lvfr

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk

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(715): its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk http://tfl.nu/cy8n

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(231): View more from Michigan

Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week

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(231): Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week http://tfl.nu/unwi

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(207): View more from Maine

Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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(207): Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen. http://tfl.nu/y9fq

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(703): View more from Virginia

i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.

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(703): i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon. http://tfl.nu/dn2m

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(509): View more from Washington

And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid

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(509): And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid http://tfl.nu/oqc1

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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.

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(360): Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded. http://tfl.nu/tq2s

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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.

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(360): I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show. http://tfl.nu/dv9s

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(307): View more from Wyoming

just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.

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(307): just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT. http://tfl.nu/ndey

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(917): View more from New York City

Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.

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(917): Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people. http://tfl.nu/tw6k

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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?

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(850): I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now? http://tfl.nu/f3ul

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