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• (559): View more from California

  You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

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• (914): View more from New York

  They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...

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  Hahah. That's good.

  (315): View more from New York

  I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I agree and I would be an awesome dog

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye

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