You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye