I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive