Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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