I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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