Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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