I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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