I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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