just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just had sex on a roof
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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