I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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