glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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