she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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