What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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