WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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