I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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