what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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