Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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