Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i out mim tonsoeep
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