What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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