why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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