been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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