Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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