Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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