when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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