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(201): View more from New Jersey

we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees

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(937): View more from Ohio

Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room

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(330): View more from Ohio

Every perfect package comes with a warning label.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.

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