I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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