Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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