spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When did angry sex become our thing?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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